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Originally posted by Limo Scene:
Last Friday, my son Danny and his wife drove to Bakersfield from Orange County with their baby to spend Easter with us.

Arriving in town, they stopped at a grocery store. Michelle and the baby waited in the car while Danny bought baby formula.

Danny, being a "loss prevention specialist" for Target sees a man acting hinky and walking as if his pants may be stuffed with merchandise. As Danny is leaving, he notices two security agents struggling with the man just outside the store. Michelle is now out of the car yelling at the men to leave the hinky man alone. Now Danny jumps in the fray successfully knocking the guy to the ground and placing handcuffs on him.

He gathers up his formula off the ground, provides the security agents with his name and number and off they go. Meanwhile, hinky man gets taken back inside to wait for the police who have already been called.

A short time later, Officer Jeff Luff arrives to take "Andrew" into custody. As Jeff takes his reports, security tells him they had a bystander help take him down who actually put the handcuffs on him. Jeff asks if they got the name if this good Samaritan. They tell him it was a guy named Danny Luff. Jeff Luff asks again, are you sure it was Luff? They said yes and realized Officer Luff had the same name.

They told him Danny dropped baby formula cans all over in the melee. He then knew for sure it was his brother.

He arrested Andrew and then called Danny Luff on the way to the jail allowing our entire family to hear the conversation which went something like this:

"Hey Andrew, say hello to my little brother. He's on the phone. About an hour ago he punked your ass, threw you down to the ground and put those pretty bracelets on you. You remember my little brother don't you Andrew?"

"Yeah, Danny....Andrew's a thief....not only does he like stealing things from the grocery store, he stole a car six months ago and just got out of jail. Once a theif, always a thief."

Andrew can now be heard yelling at Jeff,
"shut the F*c# up you pig. I'm not playing games with you!" and Jeff replies, "Andrew, I have more games than Milton Bradley - the games have just begun".

Jeff went on to tell him that in this town, you don't do bad things cause it is a very small world and he and his little brother are going to clean the town up, one meat thief at a time. He then put the theme song from Cops into his laptop computer, you know the song.....Bad boys, bad boys......what cha gonna do when they come for you bad boys, bad boys.

What a great kickoff to a wonderful Easter weekend. Later than night my wife and I became grandparents for the second time as Calvin Gale arrived at 11:55pm weighing in at 6 lbs, 13oz.