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A doctor is showing a lady around a convalescent hospital. As they pass a room, a nurse is giving a patient a "hand job" in his bed. The lady is shocked. The doctor says, "I am sorry you had to see that - it is a medical condition. He produces too much semen and if we do not do that three times a day, his testicles could explode".

They continue on the tour where they observe a nurse performing a blowjob on a patient. She exclaims there can be no medical reason for this type of behavior. The doctor explains that this gentleman has the same problem as the first one but a much better health care plan!

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Well, If it comes down to how good your insurance is, then I be in the next room taking matters into my own hands and probably still getting charged for it! Healthcare used to be good, until it turned into more of a business than caring for people.

Now in the auto insurance business, clients get bent over all the time!

I was wondering why my partner had two nurses during his recent hospital stay. ( A civilian-non-essential personnel-ran my partner's motorbike off the road and he went flying ) I know he left the hospital with a smile.

Actually, once I had an experience much like that, well, sort of like that.

Ok, it actually involved an unattractive male nurse, a catheter, and a pre-hernia operation shave, with a really cheap razor.