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Use to drive this rich woman whose house was on a cliff overlooking the Long Island Sound

Mary E was her name the "E" is also the name of a huge bakery empire she married into.

Took Mary into NYC for a charity event & as with most times I had the privilege of driving her, she was wasted before we left the house. So when the event was over, Mary was feeling no pain.

Now Mary was hungry. Mary wanted a hamburger and not some Micky D Burger but a big fat juicy burger. So I found a resturaunt and Mary got her damn burger to go. Speaking of go, what goes better with a burger than an ice cold beer.

I pull up to a deli & Mary jumps out. She walks up to this little man arranging flowers outside the deli and starts asking if he sold condoms. The little guy spoke no english so Mary tried sign language. I of course stayed my distance then Mary stumbles into the deli & as I go to fetch her beer, she walks up to the counter and asks the clerk if he sold condoms.

The clerk said sure & pointed out the rack. Mary replies, "I want big condoms for a big di*k". The clerk looks at me & I just started hitting my forehead.

Yes I got her home, yes I carried Mary upstairs to her bed, yes I escaped because thank God, she was passed out cold.

Mary's maid thought it was funny.

I think of Mary everytime I see the bakery products in the supermarket.