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A hunter in Colorado is bear hunting when at the end of the day he gets one.

After shooting the bear he feels a tap on his shoulder and turns around. It is a large bear who says, "for killing one of my own, I am going to give you the choice of me killing you or breeding you."

The hunter thinks about it, and while he doesn't what to have sex with a bear, he surely doesn't want to die; so he decides to let the bear breed him.

The next weekend, he is hunting again and finds the bear that deflowered him. He shoots and kills the bear and he instantly feels a tap on his shoulder. It is another bear.

"You don't come here for the hunting do ya?"